And the lord did say...

Victory is mine!

So is a delicious Ben&Jerys cookie dough!

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Awesome.

thetitmas:

thispleasestormod:

“How to deactivate a cat”
For those that are like “what?” it is instinct for a cat to stop moving when picked up by the scruff of the neck, as that’s how a mother cat gets her kittens places.

Dude. I must try this.

thispleasestormod:

“How to deactivate a cat”

For those that are like “what?” it is instinct for a cat to stop moving when picked up by the scruff of the neck, as that’s how a mother cat gets her kittens places.

Dude. I must try this.

wheeliebin replied to your post: Skyrim got nothin’ on me.

for some reason I don’t trust that its a good idea to open the .EXE

Fine, i’ll post the sauce and you can compile it yourself, but if you must know it’s what I did when the rest of the computing class were learning what variables were.

Skyrim got nothin’ on me.

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oyassan:

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~~Oh cool, look at that…~~

Nevermind, it’s not sticking :(

Hey bro, I heard you liked wind so I put some wind in your rain so you can be cold while you’re wet.

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Then you really are gifted with timing things right.

or maybe we could go with that not everything is about you? I don’t know, just a suggestion?

I’m sure everything isn’t about me, but you really do have a…